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I’ve been practicing social distancing since before it was cool.
I’m distancing socially in Joshua Tree, it’s working too.
Glad that place is still open! I actually got some DVD’s there a few years ago after I read about it here.
I can see you now.
From a distance.
Soon every store will be Argos.
Whenever I read “Joshua Tree”, the first thing that pops in to my head is “Folk Song” by Bongwater. Which makes me smile.
I was following the band before Social Distancing went mainstream. I even went with them on their 2002 world tour. Now everyone is following them. Maybe I should stop follo-
NO!
My local autoparts store has always and, I hope, will always work like this.
“Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me? Thank you for shopping SMart!”
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