Model for a “Creeping Baby Doll” patented in 1871


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#2

creep on creepin’ on


#3

If it can crawl across the ceiling… sold!


#4

Is that a seat so it could be ridden?

If so, did they rate these machines in terms of “infant power?”


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I’m totally building one of these 10x this size and taking it to Burning Man. Of course, it’s going to shoot fire from its eyes and shit candy.


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All this would need is a voice box that grates out a metallic

MAH MAH

every third step to be a real pajama-soaker.


Hmmm, it has a shelf on its back.

Maybe it was designed to deliver drinks.


#8

That platform was used to deliver drugs to prisoners.


#9

I am that child. Please send it to me !


#10

"What child wouldn’t want to be surprised by this adorable wax-headed baby doll crawling out from under their bed at 2am? "

Hey! How many babies do you get to ride? Or have them haul your beer around the room?


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Creeping baby 2.0:


#12

how about 10 of them 1x the size and make it some sort of moving baby carpet


#13

“-ING” does not always equal “-Y”. Although if the stem is consonant-liquid-vowel-consonant, it often does.


#14

OMG, it’s the gramps of Chucky.


#15

It’s a T-.001, a Terminator baby.


#16

BATTLE BABIES!


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