Modern-day Evel Knievel fails miserably

Originally published at: Modern-day Evel Knievel fails miserably | Boing Boing

9 Likes

Failing spectacularly would be more Knievel

12 Likes

This man is no Evel Knievel.

11 Likes

Don’t know why but that simply made me laugh out loud.

11 Likes

I wish him well in his new found love for broken bones. Good luck Son!

9 Likes

“Introduction to protective equipment 101”

11 Likes

Pain is a great education.

16 Likes

I just spent a couple weeks in Mexico and jesus fucking christ I would be so afraid to ride a motorcycle on cobblestone roads with flipflops and a swimsuit as my protection but scores of folks do it every day. Locals and tourists.

14 Likes

Too true

5 Likes

I think he’s ready to move up to a rocket-powered “skycyle” now.

[ETA: I was just a kid at the time so it never occurred to me then, but the entire idea of “oh, he’s going to cross a deep canyon using a rocket” is kind of . . unremarkable. You’d expect a rocket to clear a canyon no problem. Except he didn’t make it. It was a spectacular failure.]

11 Likes

Sigh. Did he never hear that old adage, “Look before you leap”?

4 Likes

i was shocked to see he had shoes on

6 Likes

I’m impressed he made it to the far side of the pool.

3 Likes

That’s at least as funny as Johnny BlueJeans and his bicycle leap over Evil Knievel. (search for “Viva Variety” TV series)

4 Likes

The minute the car passed by at the beginning of the video, my only thought was, “he’s going to do something that’s going to cause him to be hit by a car, isn’t he?” Close enough. I just feel sorry for the driver of the car.

I mean, it’s totally comedy: the set-up (and confounding) of expectations, the comedic timing is pretty good, and then that yelp at the end…

6 Likes

Why do these videos always end just as things get interesting?

5 Likes

I did a bicycle trip in Mexico a couple of decades ago. We started from Puerto Vallarta on the cobblestone road by the waterfront. My road bike had skinny 700 x 20 tires and it scared the crap out of me for a couple of blocks. Like most new things it became easy to ride the cobblestone and brick roads once I relaxed my death grip on the handlebars and trusted my cycling experience. I was grateful that I had swapped out the aluminum front fork for a carbon fibre one before the trip.

3 Likes

More like Hot Rod actually

5 Likes

80950bfb-93af-47f7-88d9-9f90c5d744ec_text

3 Likes

Me too. I would be fucking pissed.

5 Likes