There will be no website. His license to Microsoft FrontPage expired two decades ago.
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To the surprise of absolutely nobody who has ever had the “pleasure” of working on the pet IT project of an executive who refuses to accept reality.
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I’d like to option this screenplay, please. Can you send over a term sheet?
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Maybe the Canadian satire magazine/webzine Frank caught up to this and issued a cease and desist order? I wonder how many people besides me tipped them off to this 
lol
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What amuses me is picturing some hacker in a former-Soviet-bloc nation crafting an email explaining that he’ll need “just a few more” bitcoins to finish the work for him.
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It would be nice if the moment a platform geared towards conservatives like this came online, it was immediately flooded with argue-bots (you could even enhance the experience by using avatars of Rachel Maddow and Obama and Lenin.)
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Isn’t there a CloudFormation template to build out a full serverless Twitter clone by now?
Or am I putting too much faith in My Web Admins by assuming they’ve heard of AWS?
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Always remember:
This is Mike Lindell’s behavior when he’s not on crack.
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After the parler debacle, everyone in the conservative social media game/grift knows who AWS is. Even if they only understand that they are an enemy.
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Hey, Mr. Pillow Guy, I’m with tech support and here to help! Say, have you tried turning it off and back on again?
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The Spanish Inquisition?
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Or just turning it off?
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If he runs out of popcorn he can just make more!
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Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!
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FTFY
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And turn water into Pepsi!
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well, I wasn’t expecting that!
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So, his vBulletin board server crashed? 
If it were up to me, I’d rewrite that headline with a plural expletive in place of the word “explanation.”
Oooooooh, the cat’s eaten it!
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