Originally published at: Mysterious bones found while digging Las Vegas pool | Boing Boing
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The Las Vegas horse murders of 8,204 AD finally have a solid lead
“I guess the neighbours didn’t hear the victim screaming because he was a little hoarse.”
Yeeee-ahhhh…
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Buried bones that are 10k years old, would they be considered fossils? The wiki page for fossil states that generally, an item must be at least 10k years old, but I always thought that some other process has to take place, as those described in Wikipedia.
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Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones?
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That’s an old Mafia/Mobster body dump site, may they rest in peace at the bottom of the new pool.
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The Las Vegas horse murders of 8,204 AD finally have a solid lead.
Missing from this article: Who invented a time machine, and why they used it to transport their horse murders into the past.
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Time-traveling Nazis ensuring that there were no riding animals in the Americas pre-colonization?
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if i remember correctly ( wasn’t there myself but heard from a friend ) horses originally came from north america, crossed the ice bridge, then died out here?
or nazis.
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Obligatory: “You moved the headstones but you left the bodies DIDN’T YOU”
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A justifiably cautious pool guy, there: If he doesn’t call the cops but instead goes straight to the homeowners who go, “Oops!”, then he ends up being buried with Mr. Dead Ed.
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You are correct. Camels as well, as wild as that is. Evolved in North America and went extinct here.
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Perkins is now deciding how best to preserve the fossil
Aren’t fossils, by definition, already preserved?
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damnit god. you had one job.
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