Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/15/mysterious-bundles-of-hair-tur.html
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I say it is humanely harvested yeti hair!
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Not saying it’s Voodoo but…
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This is how Orange Julius gets his hair, its a new form of tumble weed.
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I read that as “Mensa neighborhood,” which somehow made a lot of sense.
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I believe the correct term is “tumble weave”.
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Santa Barbara? They need some kind of psychic detective to figure this out.
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Damnit I was just gonna say that. It’s a common sight in NYC. I always called them tumbleweaves. Lol. Maybe not in bundles like that but little chunks of weave hair for sure.
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And it’s going to keep happening until the Addams Family pays Cousin It’s ransom see!
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One person on the Mesa saw a resident run into traffic this afternoon, grab one and disappear.
They’re dimension keys. Grab one, you disappear. Then you’re in Valhalla or Gehenna or wherever. Maybe Hoboken.
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I would give you a like, but that’s just nasty.
News Update: Teens no longer using Google docs to sext.
In related news: Teens now using hair bundles in intersections to sext.
Interview at 6: College freshman don’t know what’s wrong with high school kids these days.
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Mysterious bundles of hair turning up on Santa Barbara streets
Bad juju, stay away from that stuff.
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“Oh my god it’s a dead cat!”
“It’s a wig, mum.”
True story, November 1st last year.
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Dude! Not cool! Blur that shit!
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Telogen effluvium? (I just learned this today)
