Mysterious bundles of hair turning up on Santa Barbara streets


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/15/mysterious-bundles-of-hair-tur.html


#2

I say it is humanely harvested yeti hair!


#3

Not saying it’s Voodoo but…


#4

This is how Orange Julius gets his hair, its a new form of tumble weed.


#5

I read that as “Mensa neighborhood,” which somehow made a lot of sense.


#6

I believe the correct term is “tumble weave”.


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Santa Barbara? They need some kind of psychic detective to figure this out.


#10

Damnit I was just gonna say that. It’s a common sight in NYC. I always called them tumbleweaves. Lol. Maybe not in bundles like that but little chunks of weave hair for sure.


#11

And it’s going to keep happening until the Addams Family pays Cousin It’s ransom see!


#12

One person on the Mesa saw a resident run into traffic this afternoon, grab one and disappear.

They’re dimension keys. Grab one, you disappear. Then you’re in Valhalla or Gehenna or wherever. Maybe Hoboken.


#13

I would give you a like, but that’s just nasty.


#14

News Update: Teens no longer using Google docs to sext.

In related news: Teens now using hair bundles in intersections to sext.

Interview at 6: College freshman don’t know what’s wrong with high school kids these days.


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Hair is a good source of L-cysteine.


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Mysterious bundles of hair turning up on Santa Barbara streets

Bad juju, stay away from that stuff.


#18

“Oh my god it’s a dead cat!”
“It’s a wig, mum.”

True story, November 1st last year.


#19

Dude! Not cool! Blur that shit!


#20

Telogen effluvium? (I just learned this today)