Mystery deepens: dead of Skeleton Lake weren't killed by a hailstorm, say scientists

996 skeletons found littering remote mountain pass.

Sleuth: “What an intriguing mystery! I’m going to investigate.”

997 skeletons found littering remote mountain pass.

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Sung to the tune of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

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** sees neatly stacked pile of skeleton bones in a lake bed**

“Yup, looks like a hailstorm did it”

  • says the Florida medical examiner flown in for a consult (who previously labeled a gunshot to the neck ‘death by natural causes’)

I hesitate to make light of a tragedy, even an ancient one, but dang, that number is really close to one that I’m familiar with at my workplace:

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