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Are they under any Boeing flight paths?
I wonder how long it will be before it’s on eBay
Can’t be from a Boeing, since the problem seems to be it didn’t catch fire and burn up.
How long before Musk lawyers show up, not only claiming they still own the space bits, but also claiming the land it landed on?
Good thing it didn’t crash into a house, nearly killing an outcast teenager who got up at the last second and missed it, causing a weird disturbance in space-time until he traveled back and let the thing kill him.
Because that didn’t go so well last time.
Dark reference, man.
I was thinking more along the lines of something from E.T., but to each their own.
Ok E.T. is probably better in these times.
And the mining rights below it, no doubt.
It was a chunk o’ space junk comprised of a trunk; who’d a thunk?
ETA: o’
In space, noone knows what to do with your oversize carry-on of hair stuff that you just can’t cope without.
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