Nebraska woman is suing every gay person in America

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/08/nebraska-woman-is-suing-every.html

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Yeah, that’s going to be a huge success.

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I’m not in the US, but can someone ask Billy Connolly if they will represent all the gay people?

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I mean, have you seen the US lately? It might be.

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It’ll get interesting on discovery. We’d like to depose god.

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Good fucking luck with that, love.

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A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client

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My big question is are we including bisexuals, pansexuals, non-binary and gender non-conforming people or just plain homosexuals? Details please!

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Has she mentioned in the filing why it is she believes the legal courts have any sort of jurisdiction over the concept of “sin”?

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I prefer this kook suit:

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I’m looking forward to the porno film version of this, “Class Action”

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I recall a friend of mine who works in a law office sending me a bit of some old legal document he found where a guy tried to sue Satan, blaming the evil one for his failures in business and life. The court apparently allowed it to proceed, but the case didn’t get past day one because Satan failed to appear in court.

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Hope she gets a judge with a sense of humor.

I doubt she do it expecting to win, she just wants attention, and it works.

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Uh… Jesus was, in all probability, a gay man. He obviously preferred the company of men. The last supper looked like a sausage fest.

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If anything he was probably asexual. In the Bible he doesn’t really show any sexual interest in anyone.

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God might want to recall his ambassador.

Some people will try to cram a cross just any ol’ where.

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Provided god comes to testify on the stand in person, this is fine. If not, an arrest warrant should be issued.

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clAss Action

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“She is representing herself in the case.”

Please, please tell me this will be televised or they are selling tickets. It’s been a long lockdown and I’m ready for some big fun.

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