Man wrote the bible, not God. God doesn’t give a rat’s ass if you’re gay or not, He’d just like us to stop killing each other.
I’m not so sure about that bit
Yeah, but the only person whose time is going to be wasted is the judge whose desk it comes across. Or rather some extremely junior clerk in that office. And honestly, it’ll probably be a nice break from real work for them.
It is possible to be such an annoying little shit towards real flesh-and-blood defendants that a court will force you to get pre-approval for future litigation. It’s called being a “vexatious litigant,” which would be a pretty cool band name. But the bar for that is very high.
Was he a German gentleman with first name Johann?
My guess is that we’ll be assessed prorated damages according to our Gayness Equivalency Score.
The good news is, your fornication insurance policy should cover it. You do have fornication insurance, right?
You can’t sue Satan in a court of law. The only form of justice he recognizes is the fiddling contest.
It is incredibly futuristic, but it’s on the wrong side to be a Volvo
Did he though?
This is proof that you really can sue for anything.
Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)
Well if you’d stopped insisting it was also against man’s law (as well as God’s), then perhaps they’d have come out of that closet sooner and you could have sued them sooner.
The brainlessness of not thinking people would want to hide things they could be sent to prison for is almost up there with the fuckwittery of suing them for doing so.
Counter sue for my toaster!
AND she wore white after Labor Day.
Omaha Pride this year is going to be amazing. Since every single gay person in the country is going to have to come to town for the defense, it will be epic.
Was it because he could no longer play the harp?
Yeah, that’s why I never got a Volvo in New England. They only make front wheel drive models.
Nah; I’m betting she wears head to toe polyester. 100% petroleum product, not mixed at all.
‘Calling God to the witness stand…’