Necklaces that "protect" people from 5G are radioactive

This casts Gussie Fink-Nottle’s obsession with newts in a whole new light!

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Well, the 5G won’t kill you if thyroid cancer does first!

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I said it before and I´ll say it again. At this point it is natural selection.

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Will I become part of a new super-race if I wear one?

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Only If It bites you.

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Gotta say, I’m mostly impressed that it has any physical properties at all.

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Who knows, it might make all the QNuts and 5G fanatics sterile, which can only be a good thing. Think of it as evolution in action - bit by tiny bit, the average intelligence of the human race creeps ever upwards.

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