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[nimelennar]

As much as I dislike profanity, this is just hilarious.

Driver gets lucky when storm fells tree

Angel: Fifty bucks you can’t hit those two Aussie drivers at the same time. God: You fuckin’ kidding me? Look at all those trees. It’d be a slam-dunk. Angel: Do it then. God: I’m gonna. [blows down all the trees] Angel: HA! Grease my palms, bitch. God: Fuck you. Here. [Hands him fifty-dollar bill]. Angel: What the—fifty Aussie bucks? Fuck you. God: Hey, that’s good ice cream money. Angel: Ice cream, my holy ass. I’m going to Chicago and getting myself some H. God: Whatever. Jus…