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[TobinL]

I am going to be chuckling all day at this.

Denny's new mascot looks like a turd

“…and I’d like some sausage with those eggs, please.” “Of course, ma’am. Would you like the eggs sunny up, or over easy?” “Over easy, please.” “And for the sausage, would you prefer Type 3, or Type 4?” “Excuse me…what?” [waiter flips menu over] “We’ve included this chart for your convenience, ma’am; now, Type 3 or Type 4 for the sausage?” [bristol]