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Another in a fine series of satirical excuses :joy:

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A uncertainty principle of freedom, given to us by @hawkeward:

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Because I really, REALLY wish the linked video would come true.

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Important facts and setting perspective and precedent

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Sometimes, a good pun is worth rewarding:

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Thanks, but a good pun is its own re-word.

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That actually is what happened, but then he smashed it into a tree. Now it’s just some Audi that he used to know. :musical_note:

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Sorry, but Twitter already exists…

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The one-box cut off the final line, which was worth the build-up.

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It totally was. Epic response.

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Shakespearean snark, ftw:

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Some Douglas Adams level fun vis. a vis. bureaucratic runaround

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Because this is pure genius.

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THIS

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