Another in a fine series of satirical excuses
A uncertainty principle of freedom, given to us by @hawkeward:
Because I really, REALLY wish the linked video would come true.
Important facts and setting perspective and precedent
Sometimes, a good pun is worth rewarding:
Thanks, but a good pun is its own re-word.
That actually is what happened, but then he smashed it into a tree. Now it’s just some Audi that he used to know.
Sorry, but Twitter already exists…
The one-box cut off the final line, which was worth the build-up.
It totally was. Epic response.
Shakespearean snark, ftw:
Some Douglas Adams level fun vis. a vis. bureaucratic runaround
Because this is pure genius.