Neil Gaiman reads "Green Eggs and Ham"


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Would you eat them with this man?
No I would not with this man.
He lives behind the garbage can.


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As someone with family members who genuinely hate getting gifts I also recommend Heifer International. You can donate a llama on behalf of your mama!


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What a horrifying book. Eggs that are green probably have something wrong with them. Ham that is green almost certainly has something wrong with it. Dr. Seuss was trying to short-circuit your instinct to avoid rotten food. Wake up sheeple!


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I hope Sam.I.Am does another duet with Ke$ha. I loved ‘Crazy Kids.’


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I love this man.

And somewhat related, one of the greatest meals I had as a child was green scrambled eggs (apparently done with blended cilantro) and a slice of ham. The sheer delight that the dish actually existed… I have no idea whether or not it actually was tasty.


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Thank you!!!

I can finally think of that book again without Ted Cruz’s chinless weasel face being the first thing to pop in to my mind!


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This is still my favorite reading.


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Unfortunately Sam-I-Am has never learned that “no means no”. He has no respect for boundaries and became increasingly abusive when faced with rejection.


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Oh God…


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