New study investigates over 2,000 orgasm recordings

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An interesting source dataset for some sort of degenerative AI?

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Oh, right, when scientists “investigate over 2,000 orgasm recordings”, it’s “a ground-breaking scientific study”, but when I do it, it’s “spending too much time on PornHub” and “an alarming pornography addiction.” I see how it is, scientists.

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Strategic Moans of Pleasure.

I like it!

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orgasmsoundlibrary.com…the internet itself is nearing climax. I look forward to it settling down for a smoke and a nice nap before reconsidering its recent decision-making.

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Hogwash! The human orgasm is just a myth.

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Insert [name of my new band] or [think I saw them open for Ozzy one time] jokes here.

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Sun Tzu’s far less popular followup to Art of War.

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“Why do people make noises in bed?”

Because my heavy cat jumped on the bed and landed on my testicles? :man_shrugging:

I didn’t say they were good noises. More like screams of agony.

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Tell me the researchers aren’t that gullible.

Also:

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office space GIF

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Try wearing a white lab coat for legitimacy.

That sounds like my snobbish movie friends who insist porn doesn’t count for being a “foreign film buff”.

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Don’t know about “degenerative” (IMHO), but carnal desire has pushed the edge of technology since, well… technology…

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Yeah, there may be more than one flaw in that hypothesis. :roll_eyes:

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I imagine that they didn’t have a choice; unless they wanted to absolutely blow up the cost of the data collection; but I have to wonder how unbiased the sample is when you are dealing with a distinctly self-selecting group for samples.

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Back during the lock downs, when our kinky camping event was on a long term hiatus, we had weekly games on Zoom which often included trivia games. One of the common recurring categories was “Bird or sex?” The premise of this was the host would play a sound file and the players had to determine if it was a bird call or from humans having sex. This was often a lot more difficult than it initially sounds!

I can’t help but wonder if any of the researchers were unknowingly investigating bird noises. :thinking: :bird:

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“More research is needed”

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I wonder how many of the recording were just “Oh Orgasmy McOrgasmface, you’re amazeballs!”

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Nonsense. I’m told I shout place names, like “Iowa!”, “Utah!” and “WallaWalla!”

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