Nibbles the duck patiently waits for Jonny the human child


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#2

What world is this where small children sit shotgun and argue over who gets to drive?


#3

shiiit, I thought the duck was gonna drive


#4

It’s all fun and games until one day the duck just snaps. You do realize ducks don’t have lips, don’t you? Those are not kisses.


#5

The world of a private driveway where such things are legal.


#6

http://boingboing.net/tag/duck-penis?


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I had a duck that I bought as a duckling on Easter at the corner of the street in Baltimore County. In suburbia, I raised him to adulthood, and released him as he started taking flights for hours at a time. He wanted to be around other ducks and so we took him to a private pond and let him go. He immediately got 2 girlfriends. That was one great duck, and we had a great time together.


#9

“It’s one duck, his name is Jim, and publishers are interested!”


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