Nine weird penises in the animal kingdom

Republican leadership seems to be mostly those kids that got picked on in grade school.

Human dicks don’t even have a bone, unlike most other mammals.

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I think that it’s mostly people who picked on other kids in grade school.

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Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with @anon61221983 's take on this.

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Aye, no baculum for us! Which always raises an interesting stooory: So one is translating the Bible from the original Hebrew into Greek and one hits a word known to mean, well… appendage of some-sort. This appendage was what Adam sacrificed to produce Eve, (or so the mythology goes). How to translate that? Well, perhaps it’s a rib? At least that’s more PG. But the odds on favorite is that they meant the baculum/penal_bone. Because every shepherd has seen a skeleton of their flock and “Heeeey they’ve got a bone there! Where’s mine?” (“Certainly none for you, that’s obvious” say their spouse)

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Ah, but the headline says the penises are in the “animal kingdom.”
Common mistake, but that is actually a picture of a huge pile of shit sculpted to look like a human.

Interesting. Never heard that hypothesis until now, but of course found an article claiming this was debunked.

Sidenote: What’s the plural of baculum?

Anyway, this post can do with more bacula.

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