Tesla's charging prototype is a Gigeresque prehensile robotic penis


#1

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#2

Well, I mean, penises (and accessory support systems) are highly adapted for getting into orifices. Why throw out the hundreds of millions of years of evolution when the solution is already prefabbed for you by nature?


#3

As William Gibson wrote: “The street finds its own uses for things”!


#4

Nah that isn’t quite Gigeresque and definitely not prehensile… robotic and penis, well yeah that I could see.
Though for an automated charging hookup it would be hard to not come up with something that will dodge the robot penis jokes.


#5

“Dodging the Robot Penis” has got to be the title of someone’s autobiography.


#6

Reminds me of a whale I once knew. How many other prehensile penises are there in the animal kingdom, anyway? Nervous to Google it.


#7

Are they sure this doesn’t infringe on any patents?


#8


#9

After working in University research and graduating with honors, Doc Ock’s arm finally resorts to working at a gas station.


#10

The answer is lots. In many shapes and sizes. Large quadrupeds, sea mammals. Male octopi have a whole arm dedicated for insemination that they break off in the female.

Ask a biologist, there’s an astounding variety of cocks out there.


#11

Nice to know Boing Boing’s tapir penis posts have resulted in something useful … :smiling_imp:


#12

Ask a biologist, there’s an astounding variety of cocks out there.

Thank you for not bringing up echidna penises. Oops.


#13

Given the male is absorbed by the female wouldn’t the entire male anglerfish count?


#14

Or give the car a robotic power penis…


#15

Fick mich, du
Miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du
Miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!


#16

Freud’s mystic world of meaning needn’t have us mystified
It’s really very simple what the psyche tries to hide:
A thing is a phallic symbol if it’s longer than it’s wide
As the id goes marching on.

  • Melanie Safka, Glory Glory Psychotherapy

Personally, this just makes me a bit more interested in the Tesla.


#17

Magical pig? (At least according to Google Translate …) I mean I know about the corkscrew penis and all, but magical? I do love my bacon, just not like that.


#18

To be fair, electrical stimulation is known to create feelings of pleasure: http://www.kinkly.com/2/1353/passion-play/sex-toys/shock-your-sex-life-electrosex-for-couples


#19

Gigeresque prehensile robotic penis


#20

I giggled since i am also 13, but isn’t this the obvious solution? It isn’t so different than a gas nozzle or garden hose, just self directed.

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Trying so hard not to be 13…

…

What if we put a smiley face and gooogly eyes on it?