Veiny, slick silicone ovipositors


#1

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#2

Before anyone needs to ask for it;


#3

“To understand the ovipositor, imagine the business end of a chicken, if that chicken was shaped like a penis”—Ze Frank


#4

I…

uhhh…

What?


#5

Corey, are you familiar with the “he who smelt it, dealt it” concept?

Where have you been hanging out?


#6

Horsectopus!


#7

Or, in the case of certain wasps, if that chicken was shaped like two reciprocating barbed blades.


#8

Love me some Ze Frank. Had the pleasure of meeting him, quite amazing.


#9

California Exotics is now an advertiser?


#10

what the hell did I just watch?

why did I do that?

I am making terrible life choices.


#11

D’awww, that’s cute! But isn’t it a bit on the floppy side?


#12

Rule 34?


#13

I had no idea that this was a thing. The human id is quite amazing.

I tend to think that my own fantasies are insanely deviant and perverse, but then I keep finding things like this that make me feel absolutely white-bread boringly tame by comparison.


#14

It seems there are endless levels of pervier stuff on the net - one persons cute being another persons squick. Or is there an ultimate level of most scary stuff out there, that puts your garden variety guro to shame?


#15

Am I the only one who sees this and is immediately given the impression of Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors slash fiction?


#16

Does it comes in purple and green?


#17

Crackers! Crackers! Where is the egg man?


#18

This will end in tears !


#19

One of the thumbnail & link-to-article entries under this post was for “Oh Joy Sex Toy” which leads to horrible, horrible mental imagery.


#20

It’s really very hard not to keep feeding you mental images when you put it like that! Very, very tempting…