Veiny, slick silicone ovipositors

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Before anyone needs to ask for it;

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“To understand the ovipositor, imagine the business end of a chicken, if that chicken was shaped like a penis”—Ze Frank

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I…

uhhh…

What?

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Corey, are you familiar with the “he who smelt it, dealt it” concept?

Where have you been hanging out?

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Horsectopus!

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Or, in the case of certain wasps, if that chicken was shaped like two reciprocating barbed blades.

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Love me some Ze Frank. Had the pleasure of meeting him, quite amazing.

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California Exotics is now an advertiser?

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what the hell did I just watch?

why did I do that?

I am making terrible life choices.

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D’awww, that’s cute! But isn’t it a bit on the floppy side?

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Rule 34?

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I had no idea that this was a thing. The human id is quite amazing.

I tend to think that my own fantasies are insanely deviant and perverse, but then I keep finding things like this that make me feel absolutely white-bread boringly tame by comparison.

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It seems there are endless levels of pervier stuff on the net - one persons cute being another persons squick. Or is there an ultimate level of most scary stuff out there, that puts your garden variety guro to shame?

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Am I the only one who sees this and is immediately given the impression of Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors slash fiction?

Does it comes in purple and green?

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Crackers! Crackers! Where is the egg man?

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This will end in tears !

One of the thumbnail & link-to-article entries under this post was for “Oh Joy Sex Toy” which leads to horrible, horrible mental imagery.

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It’s really very hard not to keep feeding you mental images when you put it like that! Very, very tempting…

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