Originally published at: Impressive 1.5-meter "sea snake" found by beach clean-up crew was something else entirely - Boing Boing
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What many high school boys think Moby Dick is about . . . A horrifying STD for whales.
My high school slog through Moby Dick was made lighter when I read about the PPE worn by the guy feeding the blubber into the rendering cauldron – the sheath of one of these members.
My work means that I deal with more members than most folks. But I’ll know it’s time to retire if I ever become so flippant that my reaction to finding one flung casually on a beach is "Now it goes in the freezer, and we’ll figure out what to do with it later.”
“If you guys don’t have a use for it…”
Isn’t there a penis museum somewhere in Scandinavia?
He doesn’t even need to strap it to the roof. It’ll fit belted into the passenger seat.
So…not a chef?
Dork.
The technical term is “dork”
Perhaps you’re thinking of
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