Impressive 1.5-meter "sea snake" found by beach clean-up crew was something else entirely

Originally published at: Impressive 1.5-meter "sea snake" found by beach clean-up crew was something else entirely - Boing Boing

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What many high school boys think Moby Dick is about . . . A horrifying STD for whales.

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My high school slog through Moby Dick was made lighter when I read about the PPE worn by the guy feeding the blubber into the rendering cauldron – the sheath of one of these members.

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My work means that I deal with more members than most folks. But I’ll know it’s time to retire if I ever become so flippant that my reaction to finding one flung casually on a beach is "Now it goes in the freezer, and we’ll figure out what to do with it later.”

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“If you guys don’t have a use for it…”

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Isn’t there a penis museum somewhere in Scandinavia?

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He doesn’t even need to strap it to the roof. It’ll fit belted into the passenger seat.

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So…not a chef?

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Dork.
The technical term is “dork”

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