NoPhone is a black piece of plastic shaped like an iPhone


#1

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#2

What happened to good ol’ wholesome sports like Pocket Pool?


#3

They need to produce different models so I can keep my work and personal non-devices separate.


#4

What’s the battery life supposed to be like? Seems like on standby they’d last for decades.


#5

Just avoid the “death grip.” Unless you like that sort of thing…


#6

Ya, it would be nice to also do some gaming on my personal device.

I suppose that it would be useful to have an app for the work device as well


#7

I want a deck of these that I can huck at all the distracted drivers who cut me off and generally screw me over every time I try to drive somewhere.


#8

I bought a cheap Chinese knockoff online. Not quite as durable, but it’s good for basic day-to-day stuff.


#9

Adult pacifier


#10

Enjoy your walled garden, fanboys. I’m holding out for the black piece of plastic shaped like an Android phone.


#11

Inanimate carbon rod, anyone?


#12

A black, featureless, rectangular object designed to stimulate and develop the higher cognitive capabilities of primates… Where have I seen those before?


#13

Now if there is an olive green, Bakelite version then this is something I could get behind.


#14

Sure destroy the planet and exploit cheap labor…
I’m currently waiting to get the artisanal-sustainable-bamboo version that I have commissioned from a local craftsman - he’s even throwing in a repurposed PBR can holder for it.


#15

I remember when something that looked kind of like that fell off of the bottom of my shoe once. They weren’t very comfortable shoes.


#16

Hand grenades have better “feel”. They fly better, too.


#17

I hope they switch to wood or other organic materials. There is more than enough plastic in existence. We really don’t need ironic pollution no matter how clever.


#18

Most plastics are organic. The rest are exotic silicate or phosphate inorganic networks. That said, crude oil is also a natural material, therefore plastics count as natural too.

Besides, a piece more doesn’t matter. If it is a concern, recycle a bottle to even it out.


#19

Interested in some bespoke 3-D printed cases? I know a guy…


#20

as long as i can get one with a larger screen…are they planning on releasing a matching NoWatch?