Not too late to host a "Weeny Witch" Halloween party tonight!


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/31/not-too-late-to-host-a-weeny.html


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#2

…Because pipe-cleaners with SHOE POLISH on 'em is just the thing that I want touching my hot dogs…MMMM…


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#4

No catsup, no baked beans, no potato salad, no soda.

Let me finish my ice cream and cake, tho.


#5

I find myself contemplating all the thousands of sad, sad attempts there must have been made to make a “Weeny Witch” that looks even half as good as the one pictured. The sadness, it depresses, oh.

[quote]Unfortunately it didn’t catch on, but perhaps the time is finally right.[/quote]Protein-loaded wieners are a fine alternative to candies with all those nasty carbs, aye.


#6

Why can you never starve at a Halloween party?

Because of all the Weeny Witches there.


#7

Waitaminnit, I thought sausage fests were the kind of parties to avoid.


#8

Okay, I clicked through for the entire Weird Universe article.

I think the concept guy for the promotion might have been a pedophile.


#9

“Sure to be tender, because they have no skin!”

Sounds delish.


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#11

These potatoes have a little wang to them.


#12

I think I noticed the same subtle message:
“Blindfolded kids would then try to stick their weeny in the witch’s mouth.”


#13

Her minions.


#14

You mean your skinless weiner?


#15

They sure are mighty proud of having no skin in the game.


#16

YES, that’s how you market wieners. No obnoxiously-difficult paper craft desperately cobbled together from ambiguous and questionable instructions, and an opportunity to sell a little plastic doohickey at a 5000% markup. The Japanese were just so many miles ahead in this area.
http://junettejapon.com/en/2016/02/11/tako-san-weiner/


#17

Depends on just how much sausage a person likes, I think.


#18

Who was the genius who thought “Skinless” was a good brand name?


#19

At least they didn’t go with their first idea, “FlayedAlive”.


#20

Yikes! What did they do with all those skins?