Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/10/31/not-too-late-to-host-a-weeny.html
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…Because pipe-cleaners with SHOE POLISH on 'em is just the thing that I want touching my hot dogs…MMMM…
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No catsup, no baked beans, no potato salad, no soda.
Let me finish my ice cream and cake, tho.
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I find myself contemplating all the thousands of sad, sad attempts there must have been made to make a “Weeny Witch” that looks even half as good as the one pictured. The sadness, it depresses, oh.
[quote]Unfortunately it didn’t catch on, but perhaps the time is finally right.[/quote]Protein-loaded wieners are a fine alternative to candies with all those nasty carbs, aye.
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Why can you never starve at a Halloween party?
Because of all the Weeny Witches there.
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Waitaminnit, I thought sausage fests were the kind of parties to avoid.
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Okay, I clicked through for the entire Weird Universe article.
I think the concept guy for the promotion might have been a pedophile.
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“Sure to be tender, because they have no skin!”
Sounds delish.
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These potatoes have a little wang to them.
I think I noticed the same subtle message:
“Blindfolded kids would then try to stick their weeny in the witch’s mouth.”
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Her minions.
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You mean your skinless weiner?
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They sure are mighty proud of having no skin in the game.
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YES, that’s how you market wieners. No obnoxiously-difficult paper craft desperately cobbled together from ambiguous and questionable instructions, and an opportunity to sell a little plastic doohickey at a 5000% markup. The Japanese were just so many miles ahead in this area.
http://junettejapon.com/en/2016/02/11/tako-san-weiner/
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Depends on just how much sausage a person likes, I think.
Who was the genius who thought “Skinless” was a good brand name?
At least they didn’t go with their first idea, “FlayedAlive”.
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Yikes! What did they do with all those skins?
