Notorious B.I.G. calms down crying baby: “Don't worry, Biggie's coming back.”

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Wait until she’s old enough to learn the truth: Biggie’s never coming back, honey.


It’s weird what will calm down a given baby. My son would only be salved with the opening of Coldplay’s Clocks. I once had that – just the opening 30 seconds or so – on repeat for two hours while driving around to get him conked out. There aren’t many days I lament a lack of drive-thru liquor stores in California, but that night was one of them.


My oldest would only calm down if I carried her up and down stairs. My calves were huge by the time she was 6 months old.


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