Originally published at: Now's your chance to drive the Wienermobile | Boing Boing
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Were it me, I would dub that chariot: “Biggus Dickus”, pronounced with a proper History of the World Vol. 1 lisp:
The Wienermobile came through my small town a few years back and I fullfilled the childhood dream of going aboard and sitting in the driver’s seat. I also got a free Wiener Whistle. My life has been complete ever since.
I swear to God a couple years ago I saw one of these things parked in my neighborhood with a Planters’ Nutmobile parked right behind it and it amused my inner 13-year-old to no end.
IIRC, Paul Ryan’s only job outside of politics and the family business was driving a Wienermobile.
People always say that the smell of the exhaust makes them hungry.
I would relish the opportunity.
Maybe a fun gig for retirees too
But then the Weinermobile should be an RV - and you can handle the National Parks areas.
I love that the Weinermobile exists. I have seen it in my travels, and it is memorable and the sort of thing you share with all your friends. And that’s the point!
Drivin’ in my car
Drivin’ in my car
Drivin’ all the way to Minneapolis
In my car!
apparently we do have to buy a bachelor’s degree
I encountered a Wienermobile just a couple of weeks ago! And yes, I took them up on their ask of a joke in exchange for a wiener whistle!
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