Luv me some AOC burns! That woman is on fire.
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The lowest bar on earth.
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Let’s take this one step at a time. We boot his ass - celebrate like hell - then the prosecutors at all levels can have a crack at him with out the shield of the Presidency.
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Looks like they closed some time in 2019, sadly. The Novichok side-sauce probably didn’t help matters
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Do not order the tea.
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Absolutely. I sincerely hope he ends up in jail. I’ll settle for out of office where the only lives he can fuck up are those of his family. I’m just saying that the apparent crumbling house of cards that was his personal finances circa 2015 is not going to fall apart in his lifetime, or at least not in a way that impacts him.
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May his golden years be filled with depositions and subpoenas at the very least.
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Additionally, the IRS doesnt audit the wealthy because it’s too hard. So they target the poor and middle class instead.
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I love that his insistence on keeping them concealed has resulted in them being leaked now, with just about the best possible timing for damaging his campaign (to the extent that is possible, at least).
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What kind of advice are you talking about?
sadly, the 39% of the populace who still approve of him/have always approved of him will eat that up and cheer.
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70k for hairstyling. Remember when Obama was an “elitist” for eating fancy brown mustard instead of good ol’ ‘Murican yellow?
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That’s even more than Paris Hilton’s $20K hairstyles from some years back, (which also looked god awful.)
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This also needs the reminder that this isn’t like a regular person being > $100 million in the hole. His dad gave him $400 million. If he had tossed it in a basic index fund he could have lived off >$50 million a year (in 2020 dollars) and still be a multibillionare. His whole business career is about $12 billion in the red compared to the average investor. The genius is genuinely the least successful business man of his generation. (In fact one year he lost as much money as all other US citizens combined)
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I chose Paris Hilton to juxtapose with 45 above intentionally; she also inherited her wealth and made some foolish-ass choices in the past, and she still has done far better investment-wise than he has.
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How about a constitutional amendment that requires credit and background checks before candidates can be confirmed to run for president?
Since, apparently, half of the country can’t see what an f’n con man looks like from a mile away.
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Or maybe a security clearance? Since that is the crux of the issue.
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