[Sexual activity noises]
[Grunting]
[Faked orgasm]
Cut & paste where necessary.
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I’m sure that the ASMR ones will especially suffer.
Crinkling paper
Tapping nails
Lick lick lick
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And squeezing ■■■■■
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Odd in the happiest mutant way…
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Like i said… 
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Crossing the channels: bigclivedotcom does Steve1989MREInf
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So fucking cool!
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Look at me, I’m a terrorist!
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Yup, that’s odd!
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“There’s an elephant in the room. I want you to stop talking turkey.”
“I would’ve laid my life on the line for any chicken or rooster.”
“I’m a plastic bag specialist.”
“I know why the chicken crossed the road.”
“Shelby was banging Sally like there was no tomorrow and yesterday was gone.”
“I once sliced a gator that was going after a rabbit friend.”
“I’d never been with a chicken before.”
David has been reading the BBS.
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World-record-breaking boffins reveal the fastest spinning thing on Earth – and it’s not George Orwell in his grave
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“The museum contains a collection of more than 280 penises and penile parts!”
Don’t forget to check out the gift shop!
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