Odd Stuff (Part 1)

Verse 1
You could make me a unicorn
You could make me a unicorn
You can make me a unicorn
You could make me a

Pre-Chorus
A lot of fun to be had, baby
In fighting with the unicorn

Chorus
Come in you unicorn
Come in you unicorn
The unicorn is inside
The unicorn is inside

Verse 2
We call out to the unicorn
We call out to the unicorn
We call out to the unicorn
And for your pleasure now

Pre-Chorus
Wishing now the dream is ever still
The player in my brain, the unicorn inside my brain

Chorus
Come in you unicorn
Come in you unicorn
The unicorn is inside
The unicorn is inside

Bridge
Oh country gentle art
Bird are home with power

Chorus
Come in you unicorn
Come in you unicorn
The unicorn is inside
The unicorn is inside

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BTW: In this song, I think the unicorn is chasing YOU.

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Looking at video same bridge from 10yrs ago, it seems every encounter is worse on the driver side then passenger side. The clearance right beside the supports to horizonal barrier are most likely within tolerance. The middle of the roadway seems to buckle/rise towards centre line decreasing clearance allowance.

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Yes, the road has a crown. IIRC, they measured the newly raised bridge and it’s actually 12’8" from crown to crash bar, so there’s some safety margin. Nevertheless, oblivious drivers of (mostly) rental trucks are still getting clipped.

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‘They’ may have measured during warm summer days when the ground is subtle. During freezing conditions the ground acts funny due to moisture expanding. I do not structural engineer but if I was an insurance agent, I would be measuring that tolerance from top of road crown to horizontal barrier in cold, then measure right beside vertical supports… see if specs are accurate.

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Great result, horrible reason - but what a change!

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In Soviet Russia, unicorn chases you?

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Polar Bear__in Soviet Russia you chase bear

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Time to svn commit like it’s the year 2000: Apache celebrates 20 years of Subversion

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From my local newspaper, back in the days when people towed garbage from China to the US. Caption:

STAR-ADVERTISER ARCHIVE / AUGUST 29, 1972
The Oceania, which will become Hawaii’s first floating restaurant, was towed into Honolulu Harbor this morning. The 1,200-ton steel boat was docked at Pier 6 after a six-week voyage from Hong Kong.

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Throttle this Apple!

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Meat Chips

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:expressionless: :no_mouth: :confounded: :face_vomiting:

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Nothing new. During the Egyptian dynasty of ■■■■■, they had a saying: “■■■■■ ■■■■■ turning-crocodile ■■■■■.”

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Delicious irony: Credit rating builder Loqbox lets customer details and card numbers slip after ‘sophisticated attack’