I can’t choose, which one is colder and more heartless, the bird or the snake?
Rrrriight…
“DOX” scores 11 points, minimum. If it is allowed.
Defensive malware…
What could possibly go wrong?
Don’t get me wrong, I hate their burgers too, but…
The one ON the middle? Was this story written by an AI?
ummm, I am guessing performance art?
Of a knock-knock joke? On the fourth day, she asks to speak to Agent Orange.
I’m a bit sad BB did not jump on reporting this. Coke shrimp? Hell of a drug.
Also, Trainspotting toilet scene, anyone?
Perhaps. I’m a little disappointed they they didn’t have a little fun with incidents.
“Sorry maam, he’s too hard to get a hold of right now…”
“Agent Dick? He’s on an inside job right now…”
“Agent Penis? We have no pianos here.”
What is unclear is whether she traveled up from NC each time? (Typ. WTOP reporting.)
After all, why should Florida Man have all the fun? “Is that a gator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”