Nice save!
I was going to post these in the Ice Cream thread but, they are just a wee bit too dark. The ads were banned a few years ago for “mockery”.
Excuse me while I go, go get some ice cream…
LibreOffice 6.3 hits beta, with built-in redaction tool for sharing those █████ documents
“Operation Meltdown”
“Behind the sugary names were corporations created as shell companies to hide assets from city finance officials seeking to collect overdue fines.”
Will somebody please think of the pithy writers?! 
Well, okay then…
Well no not his government… just those other guys over there that take suggestions from him, but no his government, really honest.
“The giant mass observed this week was actually an 80 by 80-mile group of ladybugs flying from 5,000 to 10,000 feet in the air. The “bloom” of ladybugs was densest in a 10-mile mass in the middle and could be seen by people as flying “specks” from the ground.”
New twist in underworld of alleged code, data theft: Two, er, boffins accused of trying to steal, uh, a river model
Still a better love story than Twilight.
