This is how you do it.
I found this thread thingie to be rather humorous…
Pokémon Red and Blue-era trading cards just made their owner a load of green: Complete set sells at auction for $107k
Terrorist Who Allegedly Killed 51 People in New Zealand Gets Letter Published to 4Chan From Jail
Yup, that’s a good one. It usually makes into the lists of ‘best lawyers’ responses’ that get run up every now and again.
Personally, this one is a favourite of mine, it has it all. Solid legal argument and demolition of the facts asserted by the putative plaintiff, all wrapped up in utterly polite snark.
This one is also a gem:
Choices
We got a visit from the popo earlyish one Saturday morning as we left the wife’s car at the park and ride overnight as only one of us was sober enough to drive the car we were already using. When we explained to them they looked genuinely happy that someone did the right thing and thanked us. They were probably happy we saved them a mess of paperwork as well.