Also odd, I wouldnât have called this a âlight moment,â except in a way that translated as privilège blancâŚ
Despite the weighty constitutional question, there were light moments when the court heard arguments on July 29.
âI havenât gotten many parking tickets,â said Judge Joan Larsen, a former Michigan Supreme Court justice. âOnly because I have a reserved parking spot.â
Leopard- face.
Well, they didnât say the leopard was killed. 
Hoping one day companies will have to hire wild animal consultants before attempting activities like this again. The consultantsâ only job will be to tell everyone who asks why itâs a terrible idea.
Trippy! 
He was that sick and decided ânowâs the time for me to collect a semen sample!â
Also - itâs black blood of the earth.
I really need all of theseâŚ
But ESPECIALLY the First Contact Plate and that weirdass borg cube plateâŚ
a group of high school students is attending school acting like and dressing as cats
Good to see parents so concerned about the Big Issues affecting schools right now. 
Police are probing the bizarre case of a 25-year-old man who suddenly died after using a high-powered epoxy resin â instead of a condom â while having sex.
Reading the source Times of India article it seems as if the gentleman here had a history of huffing glue. This makes me think there was more to the story than âguy epoxies dick and diesâ. (TOI is also not particularly well regarded for its fact checking - like most Indian news outlets.)
No attribution, but itâs Cyriak, who is splendid. Also, thanks for alerting me to the fact that he worked with the Mael brothers. Blissful.
Pro tip: Hey parents, want them to stop? Dress like cats yourself and hang around the school. Theyâll move on to something else pretty quick
Or better yet, donât worry about it because it doesnât harm anyone.
