When you are too lazy to walk into the room containing the Alexa device? 
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And dinnersâŚ
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Now thatâs what I call a penthouse.
FTA:
The rooftopâowned by David Puchkoff and Eileen Stukaneâwas explored by the NY Times in 2006. They reported back from their visit that "the porch is basically a glorified bulkhead over a hole punched in the ceiling of the familyâs loft to make way for a nautical stairway that rises to a landing with a galley-like kitchenette, with two paned windows and a door that opens to the roof.
That just makes it even more amazing.
Non-paywalled link to the NYT article:
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Search and destroy any devices running other digital assistants than Alexa?
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Report any âright to repairâ activity to product manufacturers? 
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Ugh⌠There is nothing these devices can do for you that even remotely makes up for what they, or more precisely, their creators, can do to you.
If the police want to bug my house, they have to get a warrant. At least hold Amazon to the same judicial standard. (And I donât event see Amazon pretending to âServe and Protectâ)
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âWeâre deeply sorry that this has happened. That clip was supposed to have been played during the sports segment.â
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Strangely, neither Michelle nor anchor Cody Proctor , who was also on screen, reacted to what has playing in the background.
Isnât that because they were standing in front of a green screen?
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What could possibly go right?
At least the spectacular crashes wonât be fiery. 
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âThere appears to be some sort of prop guard kit under development, but itâll still be a pretty effective blenderâ
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fuckinâ A.
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Captain Kirk is Michael Myers.
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