Duct tape is strong, but not that strong.
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Nonsense! Just wrap it round a few more timesâŚ
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Perfection. Perhaps the very opposite of a fairy.
Not judging
Even then, I doubt the force would be impressed.
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Heh, there was a little swarm of those downstream of the local power station for some years.
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Three-eyed ones, I imagine?
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Nah, wasnât a nuke.
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Reading El Reg while working from home? Hereâs a pleasant thought: Kaspersky says 1 in 10 of you are naked right now
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Drone: âHornets are attacking the hive!â
Queen Bee: âDeploy the poop armor!â
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Oh god, not that again! Yet another attempt to put delicate solar panels in something which also has to be a functional transportation surface through four seasons.
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I thought it was odd too. Panels could easily be placed near or on top of the charging station. 
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And those panels could be kept clean, tilted to the best angle to catch the sun, etc, etc, etc, etc.
But no, Solar Freaking Roadways just wonât stay properly dead.
https://usaherald.com/paving-worlds-roads-solar-panels-bad-idea/
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Much better prospects:
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This one seems like itâs aimed quite specifically at a certain resident of the White House, lol.
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