So, the supermarket playlist tossed a familiar chorus at me, only I wasnât hearing what I thought I was hearing.
â The invitation touts a trio of five-figure sponsorship packages. For $25,000, top-of-the-line âElectricity Sponsorsâ
â Itâs not uncommon for Philly politicians to get post-conviction parties just days before reporting to prison to serve terms for corruption charges.â
The press and their abundance of âDog doesnât Bite Manâ stories. 
This isâŚI meanâŚwellâŚjust take a look. There a demo, but I am too afraid to try it
Iâm just glad about the outcome, given how wolves are demonized and hunted based on pretextsâŚlike sharks, but on land.
Throw salt over your shoulder before unzipping.
WTAFâŚjust when I thought the worst dangers from hiking involved these, 
, there was another threat.
Data is trickling in that gives hope for optimism
ISWYDT, but stillâŚ
Oh god! First you make me type it in to translate, then I still have no ideaâŚis this a good response?
More like:
Oh, I figured that out, but that would just be making the subtext text!
Easy money, people.
In U.S. Dollars because they assume no Englishman would take the job?
Itâs mad dogs or nothing for them.
A tale of two dishwashers: Buy one, buy it again, and again
BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant
âWhatâs a perceptive stress question?â
Robots really need to steal that job.
Iâve never understood why, but in Japan you can buy these ridiculously tiny cans of beer in grocery stores. They arenât for children, but then who are they for? (AA Battery for Size Reference)
Hello Kitty? I mean, after all, she only weighs as much as three shiny apples, so she is probably a lightweight. But she has got to wash all that cake down with something
