If thatâs banana shaped, I need to go see my doctor.
Or my Grocer⊠(
âSorry!â
US aviation regulator issues safety bulletins over flaws in software updates for Boeing 747, 777, 787 airliners
Have we a forecast of crash rates? On another note, are aircraft warez hackable? Will mass murderers turn their attention there?
This product is terrible. Can you deliver it in 20 yearsâ time when it becomes popular?
I hear gardening and landscaping has a soothing, therapeutic quality to it.
The IL-62 is a sturdy beast, though - in 1989 Interflug captain Heinz Dieter Kallbach landed a decommissioned IL-62 on a field in Brandenburg, just below the hill Otto Lilienthal used to test his gliders and, well, the hill he died on.
Kallbach started with very little fuel and landed with 2 of the 4 engines running, kicking in the reverse thrust while he was still about 50 m in the air. Everything was switched off immediately after the landing, just to be safe. A quick check showed that the engines had suffered no ill effects from the sand and earth flying around. All 4 engines were switched on without any problems, and the plane could roll the last couple of hundred meters to its final position under its own power.
A nice place to visit, Iâve been there a couple of years ago. The Lilienthal museum is close by.
Finally, Twitter has found the solution to its problems!
âThe closest thing we found was a patent from Japan from the 1960s where they tied the woman to a round surgical table and spun her around. The idea was that the centrifugal force would make the baby come out. Luckily, it was never actually made.â
YIKES! 
Quick, team - put on your sterile catcherâs mitts and get ready!
One day, theyâll invent that fetal transport* from Star Trek: Voyager.
*Still canât believe it was only used for emergencies, because given the choice would most women opt out?
Not Japanese though. Patent #: US003216423
