Oh noes! All those SATAs with neodymium and other rare earth magnets!
Argh!
So. Many. Uses.
sigh
The waste. The terrible waste of it all.
Are you okay Pensacola?
Fuck it. Do it like Christmas lights, and leave 'em up all year round.
Yeah the Home Despot here is the same since last week.
Halloween to the left, Xmas to the right. Summer is still in the Garden Center.
Its supposed to say âThe Cutâ but some truly awful keming there.
Thereâre some mighty nice Halloweâen lights out thereâŚ
'Course ya gotta look for 'em, and wade thru garbahj.
There are black trees out there, and I imagine orange ones, tooâŚand probâly purple, even.
Somewhere, thereâs a song in thisâŚ
- Upbeat, very danceable âcelebrate whatever on any day you feel like itâ sort of thing with easy to join in chorus.
- Melancholic âwhere have the [insert reason to celebate] of my youth goneâ ditty that somehow avoids any âget off my lawnâ vibes.
- Biting satire on global capitalism that is outstripped by reality by the time it is released despite being produced in a home studio over the weekend and uploaded on ALL the platforms right away.
- Lament of utter despair that makes Leonard Cohen sound like Alvin and The Chipmunks in comparison.
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Does this mean the War on Christmas has begun?
No x-mas until December, but we should have 3 months of HalloweenâŚ
Iâm trying!
No, I would not.
âDad,â my son once said, â(His then-5-year-old) doesnât understand why you wonât high-five him.â
âI donât expect him to understand, and Iâm not going to explain myself to him.â
âWell, I donât understand either,â he said.
âIâm not going to explain myself to you, either,â I said, to his chagrin.
Said grandson is now 15. He has not raised his palm to me since he was 5, and we get along just fine.
So, youâll explain it to the masses in an opinion piece, but not face-to-face to your flesh-and-blood relatives? That sounds like just the kind of warm relationship with the kind of grandparent that everyone would want.
Itâs about authority and obedience 
Wow. Not only did he seriously overthink the use of high-fives he also got it seriously wrong after all his cogitation
I hope that 15 year old grandkid got the love and affirmation he needed from the other adults in his life.
I love the way he says that kids and adults cannot be considered equals, ever. You canât possible respect a kid enough to treat them as an equal person. If I read this as one of his clients Iâd get a new therapist. And his whole schtick of not explaining is just passive-aggressive bullshit.
