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Self-driving cars are within humansā grasp
[Citation needed]
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Adios, Alexa! See ya, Siri!
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Weāre never getting self-driving or flying cars, I think. Any sane future for transportation needs to lean towards public transit. Itās the sanest and the most environmentally friendly goalā¦ I doubt weāll ever eliminate individual cars entirely and we can certainly make them more environmentally friendly, etc, but public transit is where we need to focus much of our time if weāre to have an interconnected, environmentally just futureā¦
Alexa, what is a spell for casting out demons! 
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Thereās a lot of cars - youāll need to broadcast it.
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āA spell for casting out demons is a spell that, when used, casts out demons. I donāt see any listing on Amazon for āspell that casts out demonsāā
'Alexa, order 200 lbs of salt"
āOk! I have ordered 200 lbs of salt. It will arrive tomorrow by 10pmā
āFuckā
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If this results in Al and Tommy doing a project together I guess this whole āsocial media destroying everything I hold dearā thing will have been worth it
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Next to the Terveet KƤdet manicure salon.
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My brain has already concocted two different scenarios for how to handle that without breakage. I am too literal for my own good.
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I like this one because it involves the frame of reference.
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GET IN LINE
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Best cover version!
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The promise of the internet and a million years of human evolution, fulfilled.
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We have achieved perfection. The aliens will surely visit now. Warp drive or not.
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