“What a mess, Priscilla.”
Indeed.
So much for catholic priests not having a kid, making millions and then not passing down millions to said kid
Well, see, those vows of celibacy and poverty were only aspirational guidelines, not anything really binding. And I’m sure he repented all of his sins at his final unction. So he’s good with god.
Archive version: archive.ph
So cute.
I have no VeeDub Bugs in my system, but I do have these:
Nice display work w/a mirror at an automobile museum
Stills from a brilliant, intelligent, funny AF, warped film - The President’s Analyst (1967), starring James Coburn. He deals with murderous spies, hippies, US government thugs, armed suburbanites, The Phone Company, a big fancy yacht, and even this shiny red Amphicar. Any Happy Mutant not hip to this satirical classic really should change that, you’ll love it.
ETA:
Yes, an Amphicar must be registered both as a car and as a boat, if’n y’all plannin’ to use it as both, the way Nature intended.
Now expanded to include ears, nose, throat, penis, vagina & rectum.
The ears may win:
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CUFFLINK, “TRIED USING A KNIFE TO CUT IT OUT BUT WAS UNSUCCESSFUL”
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TWO EAR BUDS IN SAME EAR CANAL
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“MISTAKENLY USED SHOE GLUE INSTEAD OF EAR DROPS”
“Reverend Gigante amassed a $7m fortune from running a development firm”
The correct honorific is Father Gigante.
