Odd Stuff (Part 3)

What would you call a quiet sonic boom? A sonic thud? A sonic pop?

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https://pictojam.com/p/invention-springs-for-breasts

we are not the first people to ponder breasts.

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huh. wonder why it never caught on? i can see description in romance novels of “…her springing bosom…”
also seems low-key fondling deterrent(?)
could run a low-voltage current through there to create a nipple warmer?
no. we are not the only ones to have pondered breasts.

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It’s been a while but whenever I’d sit at a table in Wendy’s, you know, the ones with all the retro ads, I ponder if the turn of the century was peak grift.

Springs for boobs? Pillow Guy would go there.

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“Known as The Secret, this “blood charm is widely practiced in the French-speaking part of Switzerland,” and reportedly works by mobilizing “superior forces to help cure the patient”. The Secret was recently the subject of a study designed to test the efficacy of the ritual.

“‘The Secret’ is part of a magical conception of medicine,” the study authors wrote. “It is a remnant of the medical practices of the Middle Ages, when medicine was reduced to its simplest expression and was practiced by monk-practitioners, or sorcerers, based on one of the miracles reported in the synoptic gospels as ‘Jesus healing the bleeding woman’.”

Switzerland? I’m surprised.

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I’d not watch the hell out of that!

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So basically it’s the Housewives of Mar a Lago?

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Yeah, that’s just weird.

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I guess it’s nice to see digging up someone’s grave to honor them…it feels like it’s usually the reverse.

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Holy moly, so many levels of wrong, but above all, no, not that much protein in there

Its Always Sunny Reaction GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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The should see if they can clone him and bring back the Mendel’s. A great ape egg should do nicely to insert the recovered DNA.

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No way. I think I know how this goes. Great apes turn out to spontaneously change sex, and pretty soon the whole island is overrun by Augustinian friars.

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Hope springs eternal in the human breast?

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Trying Not To Laugh Social Media GIF

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That’s just not right

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How could they fail to use that gorgeous mugshot for go to jail?! And the design is yuck

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