Never too late!
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I’m a huge fan of kippers, tbh.
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Worst Rorschach Test response ever.
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“resembling a UFO”
They could have tried harder than that. “It just looks like something we can’t Identify”.
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I had a little guy hanging from our porch light when I came home one evening. He was gone when I opened the door about an hour later. I figured he was warming up before flying to his overnight accommodations.
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Or maybe a nice piece of (strongly themed) cherry pie?
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Meh. Lie down with corndogs, get up with mustard.
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Obvious choice, really. A corndog is just right for shoving in the devil’s pie hole.
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Men’s what?
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It’s tactical.
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Slow down, close your eyes, and see what condition your condition is in.
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You got it.
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