With a shield made of plantainium!
Have they considered the hypothesis of Spontaneous Drug Generation? It would explain all the events where police found drugs in cars that the owners swore wasnât theirs.
All hell broke loose online when a TikToker claimed to be the reincarnation of Hitler
Odd or just plain asshole?
(Seems I broke Discourse by walking out of my wifi while it was saving the post - see empty post above)
We should probably take action- just in case.
Cocaine gets pasteurized, though.
That might not matter. /s
The Greek philosopher Aristotle (384â322 BC) was one of the earliest recorded scholars to articulate the theory of spontaneous generation, the notion that life can arise from nonliving matter. Aristotle proposed that life arose from nonliving material if the material contained pneuma (âspiritâ or âbreathâ). As evidence, he noted several instances of the appearance of animals from environments previously devoid of such animals, such as the seemingly sudden appearance of fish in a new puddle of water.
I know heavy binge drinking in college can be pretty bad but at least the puns are top notch
Borgs are topped off by labeling the jug with a punny name. Showing off borg names like âSoulja Borgâ and âOur Borg and Saviorâ has become its own TikTok trend. Other clever borg names include âBrown v. the Borg of Education,â âSpongeBorgâ and âBorgingham Palace.â
She also approved of students tailoring their borgs to their own alcohol tolerances. In a follow-up video, she made her own borg (named âRuth Bader Ginsborgâ) with more water than vodka. Contrary to the drinkâs name, she said in a comment, âyou might be blacking out but not everyone wants to.â
Good dog!
Forget the Cocaine Bear and âJaws with Cokeâ , what we need to see is the movie:
âParty Gators on Smackâ.
Terrifying boat ride indeed.
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