Sneaky, like a 40ās black and white movie. Even brought his own cloak.
I might rush out and try that.
i might not
Monkey dildosā¦ that is all.
BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons
āJust use the miscellaneous expenses budget,ā the Boss suggests offhandedly.
āOh, we spent that all on getting our SSL keys recut at the locksmith and then getting our hard drives hardened,ā I chip in.
Panic and pooping your pants isnāt part of it?
Apparently not. Unless it were me. Eep!
I wonder if theyāre usually that slow moving when they attack. That move would obviously be much tougher if one were zooming toward you.
Thatās my go-to move, supposedly works for bears and other creatures that move faster than I can! 
What gets me about this advice is that it assumes the swimmer sees the shark coming, as opposed to people with their heads above water saying, āHey whatās that touching my leg? Aaarrrrgh!ā
For what itās worth, my kid (the college student) LOVES the Nuggs. Not sure sheās tried the spicy ones yet. We first got them back when they were just getting started and could only be purchased via website, and then based on responses they improved them even more. Iād recommend getting a box and trying them, if you think your college student might like spicy chikān nuggets as a snack.
Oh! Will give them a try, thenā¦ I just thought the box was funny! I mean, look at that chickenās face! 
Sheās very happy that humans are eating Nuggs instead of her!
Or wait, is that a rooster?
Probably!
It is, but Iām more dismayed by the bad graphic design, bad as in surely unappetizing to most people.
SIMULATEĀ®
NUGGS
SPICY
And a chicken being offered . . . a simulated version of itself??
Yeah, it was the graphic design that made me stop and do a double takeā¦ Could be one of those purposefully poorly done designs just to get that kind of reaction from weirdos like m. But if @anon67050589 jr. is a fan, Iām willing to give it a try.
Good point. Theyāre committed to the simplistic design ā itās changed slightly, but itās how theyāve done it from the beginning ā but it really doesnāt inform or excite, does it?
