Odd Stuff (Part 3)

1 hump or 2 humps?

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I can buy camel milk at one of local grocer’s. Never have, probably never will, but for now at least I have the choice.

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Depends how much time they have.

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I once worked for a company that was trying to sell traffic cameras to Saudi Arabia.

Long stretches of straight highway across the desert between cities, combined with a widespread complete disregard for the concept of speed limits, combined with a larger than typical number of high power performance cars, combined with a lack of fencing, combined with feral camels, all add up to the occasional catastrophic interaction.

Imagine a Maserati at 200km/h where the driver’s bored and distracted because he’s been driving for an hour in a straight line with nothing but desert to look at, and then a camel wanders onto the road…

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Triple whammy.

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I’m imagining his reaction to the news…
Too Much Fun GIF by The Bachelor

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No exaggeration, I have been saying this sort of thing must be the case for years. We’re all unique but patterns in our genetics have to explain some things!

Edited for spelling.

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“Finnish firm warns of toilet paper shortage as energy costs wipe out production”

Season 3 Nbc GIF by The Office

tee hee!

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Snyder is such a mensch

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Possibly you’re opening your sphincter slightly and getting very salty water into what are what’s basically a water filtration device, salt water certainly does not make a pleasant sinus rinse (unless you mix it right), I’m guessing the same sorta burn?

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I had to scroll back quite-a-ways to figure out why my little joking add-on post would get such a response!

Yes, that makes sense in regard to farting in the Dead Sea. Perhaps Kegel exercises would help?

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There was one near my office in piss(shore)ditch

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If only I had bothered to read on a few more posts, there was a much more complete explanation of why, but hey, I wasn’t wrong at least :smiley:

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It’s only 8am and I don’t think my day can get better than this.

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