eta: We are what we pretend to be. She chose wisely.
Before we get into it: did you know that Robert Kardashian and Priscilla dated from 1975 to 1976, about two years after the *Elvis & Me *author and Elvis divorced? Because a lot of people forget about that celebrity couple. It wasnât a long relationship, but it was reportedly a passionate one. As many couples do, they would make love, but according to the resurfaced claims in the 2017 tell-all entitled The Kardashians: An American Drama by Jerry Oppenheimer, theyâd have an audience?!
In the biography, it claims that Priscilla would let Elvis âlisten inâ on her and Kardashianâs intimate times together. The book alleged, per RadarOnline, âWhile he was making love to Priscilla, she would get incoherent phone calls from Elvis. She would put the receiver on the pillow and let him listen.â
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So . . . she answered the phone during sex? I mean, the sex couldnât have been that passionate.
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AI has entered itâs dadaist phase
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just turn the pythons loose on 'em.
(/s⌠apologies to @anon61221983 and other bunny lovers.)
bring on the âbun alertâ!
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Not exactly a Unicorn Chaser is it?
(I want one! Just one.)
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Ok, a Bunpocalypse was not on my plague & pestilence bingo cardâŚ
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A bizarre mix up at the pressing plant! +1 for involving Cabaret Voltaire
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I had a nightmare like that once
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Didnât he see how Darth Vader ended up in the movies from the heat?
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I guess it could be worse⌠
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âHey Zachariah, what are you doing over yonder?â
âUm, uh⌠stuff.â
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Isnât Death Valley the low ground of the US? He just doesnât learn.
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Love the article.
Photos have been circulating among the school as memes, saying âoh good morningâ
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With the proliferation of cameras I suppose that this was inevitable.
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