Or to put that poetically…
I
Despise him
He should
Have stayed in
Russia.
… oh why even bother
When is the last time he “practiced medicine” 
There once was
A lobster named Jordan. . .
So why would I want to disguise my fire extinguishers?! In an emergency, I want don’t want anyone wondering why I have an air freshener on a bracket at the entrance to the kitchen, but to grab the damned fire extinguisher!
Harder to get a rise out of it.
/I’ll get my hat
… whose opinions were very impordant?
I wish he never woke up in Russia.
“Stylishly pantless”
A phrase I hadn’t considered a possibility, until now. “Drunk and pantless,” sure. But not “stylishly pantless.”
Thin skinned man just ignoring a slight against his “greatness”
oh, great. now i have two new creatures to take care of.
yeah, they really thought that one through 
Peak Peek.
How does it stay a mullet if she never cuts it?
