A sign that the unthinkable should be thinkable, what hey?
Six Flags?
That’s not what they go there to learn?
G.I. Joe was right! Except they still seem to be missing the limbs and the ability to attack people, so maybe G.I. Joe wasn’t that right.
Too many steps.
Yoink!
Make sure you make extra copies to post around your neighborhood!
Next time I will refer to DeSantis as a dankish flap-mouthed clotpole. 
Orbeez (and knockoffs) in their native state are colorful grain-of-sand sized objects. In a shocking discovery, it turns out that’s the kind of thing young children swallow.
Different kids in the stories:
Pediatricians are no strangers to water beads; for years, children have shown up at Rosenfield’s emergency department having either swallowed the toy or had water beads lodged up their nose or in stuck in their ears.
Have you considered starring in your own Columbo-style cop show?
Only asking cos you see right through me.
