Keeping us free, dontcha know?
But itâs not April Foolâs Day yetâŚ
(Checks calendar to be sure)
Something about info. from a site called alternatehistory leads me to take this with a soupçon of salt.
I wouldnât be surprised that Founding Fathers did this, because we know they did much worse. This year, Iâm more concerned about TFG engaging in financial crimes and actions that sow doubt about his morality in the minds of his religious fans. Iâm also hoping the justice system isnât going to revisit the 19th century for precedents in any of his trials.
About the Author
Jeff Broadwater is professor of history at Barton College and author of George Mason, Forgotten Founder.
âIn 1805, Secretary of State Madison procured a prostitute using money from the secret service fund in order to enhance the visit of a foreign envoy from Tunisia â the fund being designed in part to facilitate âforeign intercourse.â
America Was Founded on Secrets and Lies
Which is exactly why its people believe so strongly in such absurd, ridiculous myths about the country theyâre living in.
Wait, give birth???
Hyenas usually bear litters of two to four cubs, but sadly about 60% of them suffocate on their way out. The mothers are also in danger as the birth canal is only an inch in diameter, often making the birthing process fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers.
checks date
Itâs ONLY march?!?
âChastain is facing 18 felonies and 15 misdemeanors with charges including stealing six vehicles, DUI, vandalism, fraud, possession of a controlled substance, and more, according to officials.â
Choose a activity you love and youâll never work a day in your life!
Thatâs clearly a humorous spoof, allowed by the 1st amendment. I wonder how our right-wing court will bend all established laws to give Jack Daniels the ruling they want?
Dunno if itâll just be the right-wingers, though.
I suspect that at the end of the day a large group of justices will have little sympathy for the notion that the First Amendment compels protection for a parody likening Jack Danielâs to canine excrement.
Or, maybe theyâll listen to this:
the Ninth Circuit was right; this is a communicative product, not a can of peas where the label is distinguishable from the underlying product, and the First Amendment protects it strongly. Second, and relatedly, Jack Daniels argues that the parody was confusing, but one look at the parody product shows that it is definitely not a Jack Danielâs bottle or even a Jack Danielâs dog toy.
As Iâm not sure where else to place thisâŚ
Reminds me of American gods⌠oh Votan! Such a lovable scamp!
This will put an end to Garbage Pail Kids and Wacky Packages!
Hopefully not. I have a few framed sets hanging on my office wall. Theyâre great conversation pieces.