Things that you go hmmmm. 
Maybe that new car can wait.
Can someone Shoop in a blue check mark?
I seriously had a “Wait. What?” moment.
Seriously?
Won’t one box I see. It’s an adictle on the wonders of working with a very expensive…notepad.
The other thing I love about pen and paper is that there are no constraints. They just fit into whatever system best works for your brain. There are a lot of apps designed to help you think, but my experience has been that they usually just get in the way. In a lot of ways, a simple piece of paper is more effective than almost any app you can download on your iPhone. I mean that.
The storage media does last for centuries. And it’s completely recyclable.
So cutting edge that no one else you know is doing it yet.
Counter intuitive.
Goth McDonald’s
At least he’s sitting outside. People forget how NOISY a typewriter like that can be.
It’s always fun to see misogynists explain how in their personal experience women aren’t actually attracted to men.
It’s true. Did I just out myself?
Yep. Now everyone here knows you’re funny. 
