I only got some of those but my classical music trained spouse was highly amused
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I didn’t get some of them, but I do know that the one about Cage is
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If it sounds like you are being presented with an award, it’s Mussorgsky.
If it sounds like too much AMERICA, it’s Sousa.
If it sounds
If it sounds
If it sounds like
Sounds like
Like like like
It’s Phillip Glass.
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I knew someone, who knew someone, who had a musical credit for playing in Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture. His instrument? A C3 105-mm howitzer.
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If it souds like a huge choir having an Orgy, its Orff.
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Everyone’s getting orf to Orff, then!
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If it sounds like an airline commercial, it’s Gershwin
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They’re all rich now. Before acting I mean.
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He made the security deposit magically disappear
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I have seen an orchestra play Vivaldi and the violin solo visibly had pieces of rosin or something flying off his strings.
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I have missed this show…
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Have performed that piece…can confirm!
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You’ve been through the tunnel at O’Hare’s Terminal 1, I take it? 
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“The lawsuit documents some of Copperfield’s alleged neglect. In 2015, it says, his rooftop pool burst because he allegedly used illegal and ineffective plumbing fixtures. It caused units as far as 30 stories below to flood, as well as the building’s elevator systems.”
Now that would mess up quite a lot of any building.
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All I’m hearing is he unveiled his latest illusion of making his swimming pool disappear.
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